You get what you pay for

You get what you pay for (NSFW/Gross)

A man goes to a brothel and walks up to the clerk at the front desk. The man says “I would like to buy some entertainment for the night.” The clerk replies, “I would recommend Jessica. She is one the 3rd floor, room 7. She is $250 for the night.” The man replies “That’s Outrageous! I can’t pay that!” The clerk then suggests Vanessa on the 2nd floor. He tells the man that she is $150 for the night. The man says “Listen I have $60. That’s all I can pay.” The clerk says “Go down the left hallway here and she will be in the last door to the left.” The man pays and goes to the room. The girl is there and already on the covers naked. She is extremely hot! He rips his pants off and starts going to town. About a 10 seconds in she starts foaming at the mouth and her eyes roll up. The man screams and runs out to the clerk. He tells him what happened. The clerk immediately grabs the phone and makes a call. He says “Yeah, Tony? The dead one’s full again.”

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