The mailman told me he’s off to

The mailman told me he’s off to Spain tomorrow…

So I asked him if he was going to Parcelona. He proceeded to ignore what I believe was my best joke. I probably didn’t say it right. The key to a good mailman joke is the delivery.

I’m originally from Spain, and one the strangest

So, I’m originally from Spain, and one the strangest things I discovered when moving to America was the was you hold your pens.
In Spain, we hold them straight up, whereas you hold them slightly on the side. I would always get weird looks when writing with my fountain pen. It’s not all that surprising.
After all, nobody expects the Spanish Ink Position.