What’s the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A Rolling Stone says, “hey you, get off of my cloud!” while a Scotsman says, “Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!”
After last night’s game between England and Scotland, 10,000 beer cans were left in Trafalgar Square by Scottish football fans. Both of them have been arrested.
Donald: “Have you ever seen one of those new machines that can tell when a person is telling a lie? Sandy: “Seen one? I married one!”