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Scotsman and a Rolling Stone

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What’s the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A Rolling Stone says, “hey you, get off of my cloud!” while a Scotsman says, “Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!”

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After last night’s game between England and Scotland

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After last night’s game between England and Scotland, 10,000 beer cans were left in Trafalgar Square by Scottish football fans. Both of them have been arrested.

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Have you ever seen one of those new machines

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Donald: “Have you ever seen one of those new machines that can tell when a person is telling a lie? Sandy: “Seen one? I married one!”

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