What’s the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A Rolling Stone says, “hey you, get off of my cloud!” while a Scotsman says, “Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!”
After last night’s game between England and Scotland, 10,000 beer cans were left in Trafalgar Square by Scottish football fans. Both of them have been arrested.
Donald: “Have you ever seen one of those new machines that can tell when a person is telling a lie? Sandy: “Seen one? I married one!”
Q: What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?
Q: What do you get when you cross a Spaniard and an Iranian?
A: Oil of Ol’e.
Q: Why wasn’t Jesus born in Spain?
A: He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain…. to Parcelona…
He didn’t laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain
Nobody ever expects the Spanish ink precision.
My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names…
…in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain.
Q: Who is the Spanish patron saint of shoes?
A: San Dalia.
On holiday in Spain I saw a sign saying English speaking doctors, I thought what a good idea/
We should have them in England.
I heard a rumor that the next Legend of Zelda game is to be set in a Hyrule version of Spain. No one believes me
They don’t expect a Spanish Link decision
My friend in Spain was wondering what the Nazi’s in the US had been up to recently
So I gave her a quick rundown.
Nobody believes me when I tell them I had a splinter when touring Spain and a playful little kid helped get rid of it.
Nobody expects the Spanish imp incision.
Why are Spain such a good football team?
Because no one ever expects The Spanish Inposition!
Q: What do you call a Spaniard with a lowered car?
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift’s relationships.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Spaniard and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they’re both fictional characters
A man goes to Spain
He arrives, and of course, the first thing he has to go see is the daily bull fight.
Q: What were the 2 Spaniard FireFighting Brother’s names?
A: Hose A and Hose B