Funny Black Jokes

Note- This is just for humor, it’s not for insult.


Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.


When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. Instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.


Q: What type of batteries to racists use?

A: Triple K.


Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?

A: They both have colored balls.


What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!


What’s black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.


Q: How do you starve a black person?

A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!

A five-year-old Mikey asks his Grandpa

A five-year-old Mikey asks his Grandpa, “Grandpa, what do you call it when there are two people on top of each other in bed?”

The Grandpa feels very uncomfortable but decides not to confuse the child and bravely says, “That’s intercourse, my boy.”

“OK,” nods Mikey and off he goes.

He comes back after five minutes and says, “Grandpa, that’s not right. I’ve just spoken to mom and she said that it’s not called intercourse but a bunk bed!”