Shower Thoughts

Taking a shower in the morning and even after coming back from a busy day is an amazing activity! It is especially during the showers when you get several deep thoughts. For many people, the bathroom is considered to be an area where we can disconnect our mind with the negativities and the outer environment. The thoughts can be of any type! Sometimes they might be pointless, sometimes brilliant, hilarious while other times they might also be wild. There would be many shower thoughts that shall arise in your mind and these can prove to be the most fruitful thoughts for you too. Here, we have come up with some of the most amazing shower thoughts that you would relate with yourself too. Have a look:
  • It could easily have been my last time ever on a trampoline but I have no way of telling yet.
  • If weights became invisible, a gym would turn into a slow motion disco.
  • I’m more careful driving my car when there’s food on the passenger seat than when there is a human being.
  • “Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines.”
  • We all have puke in our stomachs.
  • What if dogs in water aren’t swimming, but simply trying to stand up repeatedly?
  • Legs are like arms to your butt.
  • If a nation would collectively elect to be ruled by a dictator, technically the dictatorship would then be a democracy.
  • When a doctor takes a sickie, does he have to bring in a doctor’s note to their boss?
  • A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. But a warm seat in a public restroom is worse.
  • When swimming, your body is using most of its muscles in an effort not to drown and die, and yet swimming is considered by most to be a fun leisure activity.
  • My right elbow is and will remain untouched by my right hand.
  • Do you look up sometimes and watch the stars? Well who is to say you aren’t looking down at the stars with only gravity holding you back from the fall into the abys?
  • The darker it gets, the stronger is my belief in ghosts.
  • Nobody hates Mondays. Just a lot of people hate their jobs.
  • There should seriously be a button on every TV that would make the remote peep.
  • “If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over.”
  • “Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”
  • The next generation kids will be able to look up their parents on the internet and see their whole lives documented, no excuses.
  • Why does every numeric keypad contain a Num Lock? I’ve never come across a situation where I would benefit from turning off my numeric pad…
  • You know how you pull the smartphone out of your pocket to check the time? We’re really going back to the era of pocket watches.
  • Every 130 years, the Earth is inhabited by a totally new set of humans.
  • “As a dishwasher, I come home after hours of work in which I get covered in filth, and I take a shower only to realize…I am the final dish.”
  • “Centaurs have two rib cages.”
  • “What are snails even trying to do?”
  • To say I live at my work sounds more extreme than just saying that I work from home.
  • When you say somebody is one in a million, then taking into account the current human population, you’re really saying there are 7 500 people exactly like him.
  • There are two kinds of people. Some wash their dishes because they just ate; the others wash their dishes because they are just about to eat.
  • The English language is a bastard child of German and French that was raised by the Vikings.
  • Are those who sneeze the most blessed?
  • Sweater is a pretty disgusting name for a piece of clothing.
  • A birth certificate could easily be called a baby receipt.
  • “When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.”
  • “The witches from Sabrina having a cat called Salem is like a Jewish family with a cat called Auschwitz.”
  • “Me not being able to watch “The Interview” is the first real time I’ve ever directly been affected by North Korea.”
  • Being an actual wealthy Nigerian with legitimate overseas interests must suck.
  • When you become a vegetarian, does that mean you’re climbing down on the food chain?
  • To aliens, we’re the aliens.
  • Will some future archaeologist dig out the Disney World and assume it’s a temple of some bizarre mouse worshipping cult?
  • I myself have never been to India, China or Bangladesh. But roughly 70 percent of all my belongings have.
  • Wild animals live in a continuous state of poverty.
  • “What if every country has ninjas, but we only know about the Japanese ones because they’re rubbish?”
  • Horror movies become much less scary when you support the bad guy.
  • Maybe the reason you think your washing machine is only eating single socks is that you wouldn’t really notice if it ate a whole pair.
  • “When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.”
  • The feeling when your socks are soaking wet must be similar to what it feels like for a cat to get its fur wet.
  • It is impossible to dig half of a hole.
  • Prunes are dried-up plums. So prune juice doesn’t really exist.
  • If you send an SMS to somebody (or everybody) saying: “I heard what you said about me”, you could find out rather a lot about what they think about you.
  • Flushing in public toilets should be done by a foot pedal.
  • Is the dog fetching the stick for you just because he thinks you love throwing it?
  • If two people on opposing side of the Earth simultaneously dropped a piece of buttered bread and the breads landed buttered side down, the Earth would become a sandwich.
  • The Titanic’s sinking was a true miracle to the lobsters in the kitchens.
  • “Adblock should buy out signs around time square and replace them with ‘This ad has been blocked by Adblock’.”
  • We say “ladies and gentlemen” starting with ladies first – whereas the phrase “boys and girls” starts with boys.
  • “Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.”
  • “Google maps should have a ‘on the way’ feature to find the most convenient gas station, Starbucks, or whatever along the route to your destination.”
  • Funny that the Alt+Tab combination switches windows and not tabs.
  • Laughing at a fat guy at a gym is like laughing at an unemployed guy at a job fair.
  • From the viewpoint of chairs, humans are mainly butts.
  • The invention of the wheel could be the best example of how it’s best to work smarter, not harder.
  • A clock that broke down shows the correct time twice a day; a running clock may never show the correct time.
  • “Thanks to the Internet, I have probably seen more naked ladies than all of my ancestors combined.”
  • “We should have a holiday called Space Day, where lights are to be shut off for at least an hour at night to reduce light pollution, so we can see the galaxy.”
  • Maybe we haven’t been invaded by aliens living millions of light-years away simply because when they look through their telescopes, all they see is dinosaurs.
  • What if your dog realized you contain loads of bones?
  •  A stick is just a stick when you’ve unstuck it from a tree.
  • The outer Space is really just an hour away if my Toyota could make it straight up.
  • “I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain until I find THE GREATEST BARBER IN THE WORLD…or perhaps just a bald dude.”
  • When two really famous celebrities meet, do they customarily introduce themselves to one another or not?
  • “I wonder what my dog named me?”
  • Funny you rarely get muscle ache in your tongue, no matter how much you speak.
  • “X88B88 looks like the word voodoo reflecting off of itself.”
  • Is the salary that I get a bribe to forget my dreams?
  • A spider builds its home from its body products. If a human wanted to achieve the same, they’d literally have to shit bricks.
  • “If I touch my phone in the right places, a pizza will show up at my front door.”
  • “The idea of a ghost that moans may have been started by children whose parents were having sex in the adjacent room and denied having heard the sounds.”
  • Where lies the thin line in history that suddenly turns grave robbing into archaeology?
  • “Most teenagers pull their phones out of their pockets to check the time. We are reverting to the era of pocket watches.”
  • People who take snapshots of their food are made fun of today. But remember that for instance in the Renaissance, a person was willing to spend hours painting their bowl of fruit and people admired what they were doing.
  • The person who proofread Hitler’s speeches was the first grammar Nazi.
  • In a hospital, you can find people experiencing the worst, the happiest, the first or the last day of their lives.
  • If you sat on your voodoo doll, you shouldn’t be able get back up again.
  • “When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.”
  • “Gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential.”
  • “If Katniss and Peeta from “Hunger Games” were Hollywood celebrities, their supercouple nickname would either be Katpee or Peeniss.”
  • In the final analysis, nobody alive is completely useless because they’re producing carbon dioxide that plants need to grow.
  • Bullets are the only things on Earth that do their job after they’ve been fired.
  • Nutella’s greatest achievement was successfully convincing people that chocolate is a good idea for breakfast as long as you put it on bread.
  • Feet smell and noses run.
  • When you clap, you hit yourself repeatedly because you like it.
  • When your window gets hit by a bird, are you sure it isn’t just God playing Angry Birds with you?
  • Once you become the world’s oldest person, there’s no way you could lose that title, whatever you do.
  • You know that moment when you’re in the shower and it suddenly hits you, oh no, if something terrible were to happen right now, I’d have to run outside naked.
  • It’s actually awesome how my body can take a hamburger and fries and turn it into more of my body.
  • People laugh that an elephant would be scared by a mouse. But think how most people react to spiders.
  • Anything in America is within walking distance – it only depends on how much time you have.
  • I wonder what it’s like to be the guy who actually did forget how to ride a bike.
  • If you just look at the human genital arrangement, it would actually make more sense for girls to wear pants and for guys to wear skirts.
  • Running naked is awkward and it hurts to have your privates flapping about everywhere. Is that the real reason why people invented underwear?
  • If you have drug addicts for neighbors, every mosquito could be a dirty needle.
  • Jesus could walk on water. Watermelon is 92% water. So if I can walk on watermelons, I’m 92% Jesus.
  • Do vampires drink blood in order to get vitamin D because their vampirism doesn’t allow them to go in the sun which would produce vitamin D?
  • Could be that Earth is a gigantic man-eating creature that somehow managed to convince us that burying our dead in the ground is the thing to do.
  • Does my dog take me for a hypocrite because I crap in the house?
  • “For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.”
  • It would be very nice if the car navigation voice would get more and more excited as you’d get closer to your destination.
  • “If you would mount garbage trucks with camera’s you could weekly update google maps street view.”
  • “The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi.”
  • If snails are so slow, how come nobody sees them coming? It’s always like bam, there’s a snail.
  • Why do we say hair when we mean lots of hair and hairs when we only mean a few?
  • No-one has ever been in an empty room.
  • I wonder on how many animals’ backs did we humans have to jump until we found that horses are OK with it.
  • History is a sequence of firsts. The first guy to crap in a toilet, the first person to make mac ‘n cheese, the first person to enjoy bacon.
  • A bed is basically a shelf for the body.
  • If you put one lasagna on top of another one, you still have just one lasagna.
  • Why the hell is there an S in the word ‘lisp’?!
  • If you lose a shoe, you’ve practically lost yourself two shoes.
  • My head is very slowly 3D printing my hair.
  • I’m ready to bet that dinosaurs were similar to dogs. The huge ones were calm and relaxed while the small ones were the yappy, snappy little bastards.
  • “Seeing as how both Batman and Ironman’s only real super powers are that they are super rich and very smart, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs sure turned out to be disappointments.”
  • “I didn’t exist in your world until you started reading this sentence of mine.”
  •  “Where are you?” is a question that’s never been asked in sign language.
  • It is more probable that you will get killed in your own home in the next half hour than that you will win the lottery.
  • It will be super easy for those born in the year 2000 to state their age.
  • Youngest person alive – that must be a world record that gets broken the most often.
  • The combination of innumerable choices you’ve made in your life have brought you to this exact point, reading this exact sentence.
  • “Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.”
  • Girls saying they’re not like other girls are exactly like the other girls that are saying they’re not like other girls.
  • I wonder how much money the phrase “Keep the change” cost me so far.
  • The first parents ever to have identical twins must have been really confused.
  • In limbo, setting the bar very low means you’re setting the bar very high.
  • Is a paper cut the tree’s way of getting back at you?
  • Necks are basically wrists for our heads.
  • What if humans are the true pets and cats have trained us to give them food and scratch them?
  • Hunger is simply a side effect of food withdrawal.
  • What if the spider I killed in my bedroom lived his whole life thinking I was his roommate and died wondering what brought on this psychotic break?
  • If I would call my cat “Meow”, I can boast to my friends that it can introduce itself.
  • I wonder what dirty talk looks like in sign language.
  • Sleeping is everybody’s biggest addiction.
  • Common sense is not a common thing at all.
  • Nothing is on fire. It is fire that is on things. And you can put fire out by putting the right things on fire.
  • Will lots of fat friends make me look thinner?
  • f you’re waiting to be served in a restaurant, shouldn’t you be called the waiter?
  • Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn’t fit anybody else in town.
  • “Apple has ‘air.’ Amazon has ‘fire.’ Google has ‘earth.’ I think Microsoft should create something called ‘water.’”
  • I’m a man. Why is it so much better to pee in the nature than into a toilet bowl?
  • Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.
  • “They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.”
  • Tissues in a box should have different colors so you’d be warned that you’re approaching the last tissue.
  • How many miles did I already scrolle with my finger on the mouse wheel?
  • If you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth – just like a garbage bin.
  • Dog food cans advertise they come in all sorts of different flavors but I’ll never know if it’s true unless I am willing to taste it.
  •  Our stomachs believe all potatoes are mashed potatoes.
  • Even though most cars have electric windows these days, the phrase “roll your window up / down” seems to stay.
  • “Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?’ isn’t a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won’t be retained or applicable later in life.”
  • “Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start making equels – films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective.”
  • “I wish I had a Mario Kart-like ghost of myself punctually getting ready for work in the morning so I’d know if I was running late.”
  • Firetrucks should really be called watertrucks.
  •  I and Bill Gates have a combined fortune of approximately 80 billion dollars.
  • Technically, you shouldn’t say you’re stuck in traffic. Because partly, you ARE the traffic.
  • “On April Fools Day, Brazzers [Porn Production Company] should make a video where a hot male plumber goes to a sorority house and fixes the toilet and leaves normally.”
  • “Everyday, someone on Earth unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day.”
  • If I touch my phone in the right places, someone comes and brings me a pizza.
  • “The iconic Alien is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments.”
  • “The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.”
  • Auto-correct should have been named more precisely as auto-assume.
  • “The real unsung hero in School Of Rock is the promoter who got about 2,000 people to a local Battle Of The Bands on a weekday morning.”
  • The devil shakes a pitchfork, the grim reaper swings a scythe… So is farming a big thing in the underworld?
  • If I were kept by a strangely smelling creature 15 times larger than myself, I don’t think I’d enjoy snuggling to it the way my cat does to me.
  •  If you are 30, you were here before every single dog currently alive on Earth.
  • I guess it would be a humungous amount of fries if all the French fries I’ve eaten in my life were put on one pile!
  • How does the non-stick coating stick to the pan?!I
  • What if every country has its own ninjas but we only know about the Japanese ninjas because they are the worst?
  • When you go to sleep at 4 am, is it going to bed late or early?
  • “I wonder if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that’s how it works.”
  • Pregnant women are the only true body builders.
  • “During childhood, we are told that jokes about the genital areas are adult content, but once we become adults, these jokes are considered ‘childish’.”
  • Windows are basically TVs for cats.
  • My lips don’t touch when I say the word ‘touch’. My lips do touch when I say the word ‘separate’.
  • “The word ‘Fat’ just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word ‘Eat’.”
  • Why can’t we have toothpaste in soap dispensers?
  • When we go jogging, we dress in a specific way to stop people from thinking we are just running away from or trying to catch something.
  • When a pregnant woman takes a bath, she’s become a human submarine.
  • “Being attracted to your own flacid penis would be the worst fetish ever.”
  • The answer to the question if the glass is half full or half empty depends on whether the glass has just been filled up or emptied.
  • Maybe Batman fights crime only at nights because if he did it during the day, he’d get funny tan lines in the face?
  • If you live in the US, the driveway to your house is one way or other connected to everyone else’s driveway.
  • Equal rights? It’s considered a compliment when a girl throws a piece of her undergarments at a performing artist but if I tossed my freshly worn boxers at Beyoncé, I’d get arrested.
  • “Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.”
  • How come caretaker and caregiver describe the same person?!
  • Interesting, isn’t it, that “take out” refers to food, romantic dating, and assassination.
  • Putting zombies on treadmills would provide a wonderful source of green, sustainable energy.
  • Our dogs are the family that we chose.
  • Driving an invisible car could be the most extreme adrenalin activity.
  • Are people saying you’re short? They’re really saying it’s a pity there isn’t more of you.
  • That moment when you switch off the light in the cellar and then run out as if the hounds of Hell were at your tail.
  • If every person on Earth blinked at the same time, nobody would ever find out.
  • Imagine if spiders were the same weight as dogs – and were just as fond of jumping on you…
  • It would be good if toothpaste producers would make the tubes transparent; squeezing out the remaining toothpaste would be much more efficient.
  • “The share button on reddit should say ‘Spreddit’.”
  • Every day, some unsuspecting person does the biggest poop on Earth for that day.
  • The goal of golf is to play as little golf as possible.
  • Why can’t you unselect a floor in a lift after you’ve pushed the button?
  • I’d love to know how the phrase “when the shit hits the fan” came into being – with dates, names and pictures.
  • Cute animals have a higher chance of being saved from extinction. Being considered cute by humans clearly presents an evolutionary advantage. In millions of years, we can expect many species to be supercute.
  •  Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.
  • I wonder what name my dog would choose for me.
  • If you were born butt first, there was a brief moment when you wore your mom as a hat.
  • Break a pencil and you’ll have two pencils. Break a pen and you’ll have zero pens.
  • Every single thing in this world is either a motorbike or not a motorbike.
  • “If Obama was the president of Kenya, he would be their first white president.”
  • Maybe little girls are given teddy bears to be conditioned to like their hairy, short and fat partners when they grow up.
  • Why don’t drivers’ licenses show blood types?
  • Is there another term for ‚thesaurus‘?
  • Gyms should offer a very cheap basic membership, but charge a penalty for every day you didn’t turn up.
  • Chances are, good looking nurses and doctors never get accurate blood pressure level readings from their patients of the opposite gender.
  • “The Google self-driving car should have an “I’m Feeling Lucky” button that drives you to a random location.”
  • When you rob a bank, you can stop worrying about rent/food bills for several years – regardless of whether you get caught or not.
  • “If Homer Simpson were a Democratic congressman from Springfield, Ohio, he’d be “Homer Simpson (D-OH).”
  • Belt is the most disgusting item of clothing. People always touch it right after they’ve used the bathroom, but nobody ever washes it.
  • People scramble to the tops of tall buildings and give money in binoculars to observe things that are down on the ground.
  • Shouldn’t a photographer who specializes in taking photos of school classes be actually called a school shooter?
  • Interesting how girls get all ashamed when they’re in their underwear but they’re more than fine revealing the very same view in a bikini.
  • If I think and dream in my voice, could it mean that my dog thinks in his own barks?
  • Has a giraffe ever smelled its own fart?

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During a shower, our mind is full of thoughts as well as imaginations! These shower thoughts are known to be of varied kinds. It totally depends upon the way we think. The above-mentioned shower thoughts were perfectly created keeping our readers in mind. This was done while intending to enable them to feel connected with these kinds of shower thoughts. Time for you to read them out! We hope you loved them. If yes, then you shall start sharing the same with your loved ones and friends in no time. Happy shower!