An Englishman, American and an Arab were sitting

An Englishman, American and an Arab were sitting in a bar one day talking about their families.The Englishman said, « I have ten kids at home and if I have another one then I will have a full soccer team! » « Well, » said the American, « I have 15 kids at home and if I have another one I will have a football team! » « But, » said the Arab smiling, « I have 17 wives at home and if I have another one I will have a golf course! »

Black on the moon ?

What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.

black person?

Q: What word starts with the letter “n,” ends with the letter “r,” and is something you never want to call a black person?
A: A neighbor.

A black Jewish boy runs

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”