An Englishman, American and an Arab were sitting

An Englishman, American and an Arab were sitting in a bar one day talking about their families.The Englishman said, « I have ten kids at home and if I have another one then I will have a full soccer team! » « Well, » said the American, « I have 15 kids at home and if I have another one I will have a football team! » « But, » said the Arab smiling, « I have 17 wives at home and if I have another one I will have a golf course! »

A black Jewish boy runs

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”