If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years,
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you
Is it hot in here
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
There is something wrong with my cell phone.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it
Hi, my name is Doug
Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
I think you have something in your eye.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle
If this bar is a meat market,
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib
You’re so hot,
You’re so hot, you’d make the devil sweat
How much does a polar bear weigh?
How much does a polar bear weigh? (how much?) Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (your name)
Your hand looks heavy
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you