My love for you is like dividing zero. You cannot define it.
Pick up Lines
Are you the square root of -100?
Are you the square root of -100?
Because you’re a sold 10 but too good to be real!
You must be p > 0.5
You must be p > 0.5, because I fail to reject you.
If you were a transformer,
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years,
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you
Is it hot in here
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
There is something wrong with my cell phone.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it
Hi, my name is Doug
Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
Girl, you have better legs
Girl, you have better legs than an isosceles triangle.
Hey girl
Hey girl, are you open for deduction?