My love for you is like dividing zero. You cannot define it.
Are you the square root of -100?
Because you’re a sold 10 but too good to be real!
You must be p > 0.5, because I fail to reject you.
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it
Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
Girl, you have better legs than an isosceles triangle.
Hey girl, are you open for deduction?
Without you, I’m like a null set…
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib
You’re so hot, you’d make the devil sweat
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
How much does a polar bear weigh? (how much?) Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (your name)
Let us make a PRODUCT so great, we can join hearts and MULTIPLY them through.
Listen, I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What, you don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Let’s find out we converge by taking each other to the limit.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Are you a terrorist? … cause you’re the bomb!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
Are you a light switch? … cause I want to turn you on
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Guy: Do you like math? Girl: No. Guy: Me neither…In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive,
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it’s causing global warming