Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print
Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?
Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone
I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Are you French because Eiffel for you.
Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.
Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Do you know what’s on the menu tonight, girl? Me ‘n’ U!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material