Q: What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that has “please turn over” written on both sides.
Why’d the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out all the W’s.
How do you confuse a blonde?
You don’t. They’re born that way.
What’s the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
They both swallow a lot of sea men (aka semen).
How do you know if a blonde’s been using your computer?
You’ll find Wite Out all over the screen.
Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?
Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”
Blonde: “What does IDK mean?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!
Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
A: It’s two gross.
Q: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.
Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?
A: He works it out with a pencil.