300+ Merry Christmas Quotes, Wishes, Status

Christmas refers to the birth of Jesus and it is a Feast Day of Christ. On this day Christians celebrate this day that is why it is said to be Christian holiday. It is the most important day for Christians and it is celebrated on 2th day of December and ends on the 6th January or the Twelfth day of Christmas where Epiphany is remembered. This day is celebrated all over the world with full of lights and it is a religious holiday. Tradition for celebrating Christmas varies from country to country but it always includes exchanging gifts or cards, including feast etc.

Merry Christmas Status

In this it includes short and brief wishes which is uploaded on Instagram, WhatsApp and Facebook. It is used in social media platform to connect with people and it gives a sense of belongingness. Merry Christmas status makes your loved one feel that you care about them. And it makes them feel happy about it.

  • On Christmas surely I’ll wrap my arms around you holding you near begging you to stay with me although my heart follows you everywhere!
  • I’ll sure miss being together for Christmas this year. Eat a few extra hunks of fudge for me, OK?
  • The liquor store clerk just wished me a merry Christmas as if she weren’t going to see me 7 more times before then.
  • May every Christmas wish be yours.
  • Wishing you a magical and blissful holiday! Have a Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year!
  • Due to Global Warming Santa will be giving out Solar Panels to all the naughty kids this year!
  • Sorry if my phone keeps calling you, it’s voice activated. I’m at the mall and everytime santa says Ho, Ho, Ho, it dials your number.
  • Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!
  • May this season of giving be the start of your better life. Have a great and blessed holiday!
  • it’s too bad you can’t gift-wrap common sense…
  • The worst thing about finding out Santa isn’t real is that you realize it was your parents who were to blame for all the terrible presents.
  • Last year, I asked Santa for the smartest person ever for Christmas…I woke up in a box at Christmas morning!
  • Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it?
  • Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!
  • Hey baby, here is wishing you and fun-filled and gift-brimmed Christmas. May all your dreams turn into reality. Merry Christmas!
  • Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives and can’t be with them for the holidays. But don’t be jealous.
  • I know what I’m getting for Christmas … Fat. I’m getting fat.
  • I can’t think of the right words to use to wish you a Merry Christmas, but I am really good at action.
  • My Christmas wish not only for me and my family but for all of you as well: peace of mind, the health of body, strength of spirit.
  • Dear Santa, I would like to free calls if I’m ever caught by cops.
  • Have a joyous holiday and a peaceful New Year.
  • It’s not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.
  • The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!
  • Have yourself a merry little Christmas, let your heart be light. From now on, our troubles will be out of sight.
  • Dear Santa, before I try to explain…..just how much do you already know?
  • Merry Christmas to all my Facebook friends. Let this Christmas bring peace and happiness to the lives of people all over the world.
  • Top 40 radio sucks because the same 6 artists sing 100 songs; Christmas music sucks because 100 artists sing the same 6 songs.
  • May peace shine upon the world this Christmas.
  • When someone asks ‘where is your Christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?
  • Fill your heart with Xmas songs, candies, cakes & soak in the beautiful snow, Merry Christmas to You!
  • Dear Santa, Don’t listen to any of my Facebook friends. I have been a perfect angel, I swear.
  • My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness.
  • Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year and yet, for all that, when it speaks, it’s voice has strong authority.
  • I’m not Santa. But you can still sit on my lap.
  • is sooo sick of everyone saying ‘Happy Holidays’, for fear they might offend someone. So, I’ll say it straight up – MERRY CHRISTMAS!
  • What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
  • Let’s welcome the year which is fresh and new, let’s cherish each moment it beholds, let’s celebrate this blissful new year. Merry X-mas.. 🙂
  • Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts.
  • Let’s celebrate this joyous occasion of Christmas with prayers and feasting with loved ones. I wish all my Facebook friends a wonderful Christmas celebration.
  • Permanently on the naughty list and loving every minute of it.

Merry Christmas Wishes

This includes wishes which can be used to wish your loved one’s and it gives a sense of belongingness to your loved ones. Merry Christmas wishes are interesting and are used in the social platform which includes Instagram, WhatsApp, and Facebook, these wishes are short and precise.

  • Dear Santa, I have given my wish-list a lot of thought this year. I decided I want a taser gun for Christmas. It seems like it would be really fun to play with!
  • I wish that your beauty will bloom to its loveliest this Christmas season. Our friendship is the most precious treasure that I will keep for the rest of my life.
  • May peace be your holiday wish come true.
  • is sweet but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
  • Snow – the only time when 2-3 inches is plenty 😉
  • May my sweetheart’s life be filled with millions of reasons to smile. May every day be a day worth looking forward to. I’m sending you all my love this Christmas.
  • Joyful like the angels, Pleasing as a star, Peaceful like you’re a part of heaven!
  • We may not be together in person on Christmas morning, but you’ll be in my mind and in my heart. You always are.
  • Your love is the best gift I could have asked for! Merry Christmas sweetheart!
  • A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm.. and we all go through it together. Merry Christmas!
  • Sending lots of love this Christmas x x x
  • Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
  • Merry Christmas’s Greetings and best wishes for the New Year.
  • May all your Christmas wishes come true.
  • Love, peace, health, and happiness are my wishes this Christmas to a friend who is always there for me. You never fail to make my world bright and fun!
  • Celebrate the Wonder and the Joy of the Festive Season. Merry Christmas.
  • A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm and we all go through it together. Let’s buckle up and enjoy the ride.
  • This Christmas I want to take time to tell you how much you mean to me. I feel so blessed with you!
  • The true meaning of Christmas was never found under a tree, but was nailed to it.
  • It’s the most horrible time of the year. With the bad ass kids whining, their parents are pining for whiskey and beer! it’s the most horrible time of the year!
  • You are my Christmas dream come true. I love you more than I can ever express. Have a wonderful Christmas, darling!
  • I wish you a cheerful holiday with lots of fun and happiness. Merry Christmas!
  • The best way to celebrate the Christmas is to sing loud a lot and let others know.
  • The Snow Gently Falls, Touches the Heart, White as a Dove, Merry Christmas With Loads of Love!
  • When you stop believing a Santa, You got an empty box.
  • May this Christmas season Brings you nothing but fond memories, Happiness and laughter!
  • I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirits in jars and open a jar of it every month.
  • some weird fat man with a white beard wearing red clothes just shoved me into a big red sock… OK people, which one of you asked to get me for Christmas??
  • May your holidays be filled with everything that makes you smile.
  • dear Santa…define “bad”.
  • has been gift card laundering, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for re-gifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation.
  • Happy New Year Everyone… I know it’s early but I suffer from premature congratulation. Enjoy this Xmas!
  • Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.
  • My letter to Santa starts something like this: Dear Santa, My sister did it.
  • Wish you all the best this holiday season and throughout the year, Merry Christmas!
  • Have yourself a very Merry Christmas.
  • You are the best Christmas gift anyone could ever ask for. Thank you for making my Christmas wishes come true!
  • Always jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler.
  • Is ready for it to be Christmas time… cold weather, pretty lights, the smell of firewood burning… and lots of presents!
  • Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
  • This Christmas Eve you know where to find me. I’ll be right under the mistletoe eager to share our holiday kiss!
  • May holiday wishes shine brightly all through the year.
  • My Christmas present to all of you? I took a naked selfie and deleted it.
  • you know Christmas is nearing when you start being sentimental and very emotional thinking of the loved ones you have lost, mom i miss you so much RIP.
  • You’ve already put up your Christmas tree? That’s nothing. I’m already drunk for St. Patrick’s Day.
  • Whoever said that your slower then Christmas was an idiot, Every year it gets faster and faster!
  • May your home be filled with warmth and love this holiday season and all year through.
  • Ha.. ha.. ha.. Christmas is coming and there’s nothing you can do about it!
  • May this season and the coming year bring you happiness and peace.
  • Santa Claus: He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you are awake. Sounds like Santa has Facebook.
  • And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses.
  • Give glory to God because His Son is with us! Celebrate this day with an open heart so that He can enter our lives. Merry Christmas!
  • Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I’m going to need those back.
  • Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list? ;]
  • Let us forget the past and start anew, wishing to see you this Christmas!
  • I don’t think they should send bills in November and December so we have extra money to buy Christmas gifts!!!
  • Merry Christmas to all my family and friends..I love all of you, and wish you the very best of everything…Peace and goodwill to you.
  • Christmas romance is looking at the Xmas tree realizing the greatest gift is lying next to me, love you sweetheart!
  • Time to celebrate the birth of the only one who could love you more than me. Merry Christmas to you my darling!
  • May Christmas come to you wrapped in joy and love.
  • Love came down at Christmas; Love all lovely, love divine; Love was born at Christmas, Stars and angels gave the sign.
  • There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
  • May the blessings of Christmas be with you throughout the coming year.
  • This festive season open your heart. Be a jovial giver and God will bless you abundantly. Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
  • May this joyous Christmas season fill your heart and home with peace, prosperity and happiness.
  • OMG! I See Santa, Hurry up, Pretend to be Good.
  • From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas bring us closer to each other.
  • Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?
  • One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.
  • The original Christmas story couldn’t happen in this day and age…I mean, where on earth could you find three wise men?!!
  • Apparently getting naked crawling onto Santa’s lap and whispering.”I have been a bad bad girl,” is NOT appropriate behavior for the Mall ..who knew?
  • Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
  • I wish this holiday season you would receive love, peace and joy for the whole year, Merry Christmas!
  • Christmas is a time for reflecting on the blessings we have received throughout the year. You are my number one blessing since the day we first met.
  • I put in an URGENT REQUEST to Santa last night for a mirror so you can locate that STICK that’s UP YOUR ASS and REMOVE IT!
  • I hope that your Christmas would be pleasurable & may the essence of Christmas remains always with you.
  • May your Christmas be filled with joy and special moments.
  • To all the absent fathers this Christmas…you wankers have no idea what your missing out on!!
  • Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes!
  • May you find happiness and love at Christmas and may it fill your home and heart. Merry Christmas to you!
  • May your Christmas sparkle more than the Cullen’s.
  • Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
  • Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
  • Merry Christmas and best wishes to you and your family for a joyful new year.
  • I wish you a Merry Christmas, I wish you a Merry Christmas because you’re so dear.
  • I wish this wish list every year for Christmas.
  • Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to dear friend.
  • May the wonderful magic of Christmas fill your home with happiness.
  • The biggest benefit of getting new clothes for Christmas is that I don’t have to do laundry for another week or two.
  • I just love how our unlikely team-up can never be broken. The Christmas season only strengthens our special bond. I wish you a very Merry Christmas my dear friend.
  • Dear Santa, I’m married can I still have my bachelor party as my present.
  • Christmas is when you get the whole dysfunctional family under the one roof
  • Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?
  • is wondering ‘is it to early to buy Easter eggs?’
  • …….why is a christmas tree better than a man??? It stays up for 12 days & nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on!!!!!
  • Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it WHITE.
  • Hooray, it’s the holidays! I hope you have a great Christmas, and I can’t wait to celebrate the New Year with you!
  • Dear Santa, I don’t want anything for Christmas except for the person reading this to have an amazing Christmas.
  • Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
  • Wishing you every happiness this Christmas season and throughout the coming year.
  • CHRISTMAS is C-hrist’s H-istoric, R-emarkable I-ncarnation S-tory, T-elling M-essiah’s A-waited S-alvation.
  • May the spirit of the season remain with you throughout the new year.
  • Dear Santa, Can you please arrange a secret party for me on this Christmas Eve?
  • Merry Christmas. Christmas wouldn’t be complete without you by my side. Wishing you a holiday filled with love, joy, extra hugs and kisses too!
  • OH! The weather outside is frightful! The snow is sure unsightful! In case you didn’t know.. I hate the snow, I hate the snow, I HATE THE SNOW!!
  • May your days be merry and bright.
  • I want a machine Nerf gun, a cash register to put real money in, a BB gun, a shotgun, a few skeets, a baby bear and a mama bear stuffed animal. I also want a dog.
  • Wishing all my family and friends a happy and healthy Christmas and New Year. Be safe and Don’t Drink and Drive.
  • May your season be merry and your presents underwear-free unless you really need some!
  • About the naughty list. I tried to be good but I got bored.
  • When I put my Christmas tree up I won’t need an angel. I’ve got my nan looking down on me. Love you lots nan xxxxx r.I.P
  • When it comes to Christmas, Cheer Lloyd and I have a lot in common: we’re both bloody rubbish at wrapping.
  • In Dec, cops should take off the blue lights and make them green. It’s more festive… Like getting pulled over by Santa.
  • Dear kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parent’s love, Wikileaks.
  • Christmas is full of beautiful things that marvel us but the most amazing of all is the opportunity to feel and share the love that fills lives.
  • Everyone who has someone special up there in heaven knows how it feels to be missing someone, so Merry Christmas to all the wonderful people up there! <3 xxx
  • Let us celebrate Christmas with lots of fun, surprises and magic. May you have a wonderful Christmas!
  • From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
  • May your Christmas be filled with wonder and your New Year full of promise.
  • Christmas’s Greetings from our family to yours.
  • One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day.
  • Christmas won’t feel the same without you here, but we wish you a wonderful holiday time with your family. Miss you already!
  • Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes. In this loveliest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness.
  • Dear Santa, would you like to join us for a drink?
  • x-mas stands for x-kiss m-my a-ass s-Santa x kiss my ass Santa 🙂
  • Dear Santa: How much for your list with all the naughty girls on it?
  • May your Christmas season be filled with peace, love and fond memories.
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  • Sent Santa a letter saying, “I wanted a husband who can cook, clean and do laundry.” Just got a letter back saying, “I’m Santa not a miracle worker”.
  • Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
  • Christmas is the time to touch every heart with love and care since I met you it feels like celebrating Christmas all year long!
  • My heart is totally filled with things that words alone can’t say. This comes especially for you with love on Christmas Day.
  • What to my wondering eyes should appear but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer. Then I put down my beer, handed over my car keys and walked home.
  • Dear Santa, I already have everything I can dream of this year; Family, good friends, and love. Please take care of those who need you. Thank You!!!
  • Warning: Christmas is WAYYY closer then it appears!!!
  • May all your wishes come true this holiday season.

Merry Christmas Quotes

Under this it includes merry Christmas quotes and these quotes are really interesting and it makes your loved ones to feel that you care about them. And these quotes are beautifully written and it is used in social media platform when you can send to your known ones.

  • A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!
  • Now that Christmas has come, it’s time to be naughty again =)
  • My prayer this Christmas is that the story of our massively funny and wonderful friendship get new pages and possibly more characters to make the plot a lot thicker than it already is. Merry Christmas!
  • For a Christmas gift…Don’t you wish they made a “clap on clap off” device for some people’s mouths!
  • Dear Santa, Naughty or Nice? You still owe me a present.
  • Wishing all my Facebook friends, a joyous Christmas Celebration. Welcome Lord Jesus with open hearts and make this celebration a blissful one. Merry Christmas.
  • Let us rejoice and enjoy has lord has given this day to drink as much you want, Happy Christmas!
  • It’s not the presents that make Christmas so special, it’s the presence of those you love, whether they are with you in person, or spirit.
  • With you by my side, I could not ask for a better Christmas! Merry Christmas!
  • So remember while December Brings the only Christmas day, In the year let there be Christmas In the things you do and say.
  • “Dear Santa, I know you’re real busy- so can you just give me your credit card and I’ll take care of Christmas myself?” “Just trying to help out!”
  • I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts. Have a funny Christmas!
  • May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones!
  • If someone asks you “What do you really want for Christmas?” the perfect answer would be “A blank check, made payable to me, with your autograph on it”
  • Okay, I have got to make this XMAS shopping fun…Let’s see, a gift for someone, one or two for me, a gift for someone, two or three for me. Now, it’s fun!
  • All I want for Christmas is to have everyone in my life be healthy, feel loved.
  • Christmas is always so special because we spend it together. Merry Christmas, darling!
  • May all the joy and wonder of the season be yours.
  • Dear Santa, Yes I know Ive been a bitch, but I’m working on it!
  • is thinking. If I had to make a live nativity scene with the cast of my friends. I would be in trouble! Who would be the Virgin Mary,3 Wise Men and the Angel?
  • Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours.
  • well Christmas is almost here, so Santa I’m just gonna come right out and say it – I have been naughty but I’m very good at it, so umm does that count? 😉
  • You are the Christmas present I’ve wanted all these years. You are perfect just the way you are. Have a beautiful Christmas.
  • How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.
  • On Dasher, on Dancer, on Mastercard, on Visa..
  • Best wishes for you and your family this Christmas. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
  • Love is heavenly and Christmas is a heavenly Festival So I am having a great pleasure to wish you Merry Christmas sweetheart!
  • Please look in the mirror and give yourself a kiss from me. While you’re at it, give yourself a hug. Then have the best Christmas ever.
  • Since I’m too lazy to send messages to each friend, just want to say “Hope you all have a really great Christmas. Good heath and be happy.”
  • Rum check, Vodka check, Whiskey check, Bourbon check, Scotch check, Tequila check, Brandy check. OK, finally got the Christmas spirit.
  • Every time I watch a Christmas movie, I tear up. What a wonderful life I have because you are in it.
  • Mankind is a great, an immense family, This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.
  • Merry Christmas Eve! If a man comes in the night and tries to put you in a bag , DO NOT BE ALARMED! I asked Santa for good friends this year… You’re it!
  • Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
  • Have a merry and bright Christmas.
  • The bells are ringing everywhere and Santa’s on his way, there’s peace blanketing the snow-covered land on this special Christmas day!
  • Wow Christmas shopping is pretty much done. All I have left is to just sit here and mourn the death of my bank account
  • Trying to think of a good way to show off to everyone the Superman underwear I got for Christmas.
  • I’m going to rap batteries for Christmas and put a note saying “TOY NOT INCLUDED”
  • Can’t wait to be full of Christmas beer! I mean cheer. No, I definitely mean beer.
  • You make the stars shine brighter and the winter days warmer just by being in my life. Merry Christmas to my favorite person in the world.
  • All I want for Christmas~can’t be bought.
  • Dear Santa, if I could have one thing this year, let me spend an hour with my mom. Missing their terribly every day.
  • If you’re feeling warm today, it’s from all the love we’re sending your way. Merry Christmas!
  • May your holiday have plenty of smiles and may your New Year hold many small miracles.
  • Merry Christmas to the one who makes my heart sing and my spirit shine!
  • has mistletoe hanging from their back pocket, please form an orderly queue to kiss my ass!
  • SHIT! now I have to be good for an other 365 more days! that stinks!!

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