Little Johnny Jokes

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This is the uniqueness of the character and the theme. We have meticulously collected the best Johnny jokes and made them available for you at one place. Hope our efforts will make you happy and bring joy to you. You can Start enjoying them now as we have made everything available right here. Just browse through them and enjoy. O, what are you waiting for? Go ahead!

Little Johnny had a bad day.

Little Johnny had a bad day. He stomped home from school to the family farm. Being an annoying little kid, he saw the farm animals and decided to take out a little frustration on them, so he yelled at the pig, chased the chickens around, and kicked in a pumpkin from the pumpkin patch. Finally, … Read more

Little Johnny asks his mum

Little Johnny asks his mum, “Mum, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time in a faraway land’?” – “No darling,” says his mother, somewhat distressed, “Sometimes, they can begin with ‘I’ve got too much work in the office tonight, I’ll come home later’.”

Shoot the apple from the head

Little Johnny plays “shoot the apple from the head” with his friends. The first shot lands directly in his eye. “Ooowww man, you got me right in the eye!” he complains to his friend. But the other friend also wants a go and persuades Johnny that he is a much better shot. But bingo, the … Read more

Little Johnny was busy doing his homework

Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard him say: “One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two.” “Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four.” “Three and three” His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him. … Read more

Little Johnny comes home

Little Johnny comes home and his father sighs, “Alright, boy, out with your report card.” Johnny says, “I don’t have it, dad.” “What? Why not?” asks his father. “I borrowed it to my friend. He wanted to freak out his parents.”

Her Recent Psychology Education

The teacher was trying to put to use her recent psychology education. She asked everyone in her class, “Alright, if any of you think you are stupid, please stand up!” A few seconds pass by and then Little Johnny stands up. Startled, the teacher says, “Oh, do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, Miss, … Read more