Last’s nights assignment was to write down as
many sex positions as you could think of.
Teacher: Class, how many did you come up with?
All the student came up with 4 or 5 with the exception of Little Johnny who came up with 75. They started with Little Jessica who was at the top of the alphabetical list.
Little Jessica shyly said: Um, I only could think of one. The missionary position.
Little Johnny then shouts: 76!