Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you look-eth tired!


Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

Actually, it’s kangaroo.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split!


Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Lion

Lion, who?

Lion on your doorstep – open up!


Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ada

Ada, who?

Ada burger for lunch!


Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don’t look like a shoe!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me.


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara, black sheep, have you any wool?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.


Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?


Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Déjà.

Déjà who?

Knock! Knock!


Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda people can hear me!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?


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A policeman caught a Nasty Little Boy

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”

“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”