Jim, Jeff and Joe are having a few

Jim, Jeff and Joe are having a few beers at the local watering hole….

and seeing as their wives aren’t around to tell the REAL truth, they start talking about what happens when they get in an argument. 

“Well, when Jessica and I get in an argument about what to watch on TV, I tell her I bought the damn TV so I get to pick what we watch and when we watch it!” Jim exclaims.

“Yup, when I come home, Jordyn damn well better have dinner ready, and it damn well better be what I want, because I’m the one that pays for the food and the kitchen remodel she so desperately wanted!” Jeff states matter-of-factly. 

“Hmm, well when Jennifer and I get in a fight, she usually ends up on her knees!” Joe chuckles. 

“Your full of shit, Joe!” Jim said with a laugh. 

“Yea fuckin right, Joe,” Jeff said huffly. 

“Sure as shit!” Joe said. 

“Well then what happens?” they both asked. 

“Well, then she screams “GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT ME, YOU PUSSY!””

 

 

 

 

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