Jessica and Katie were sitting and chatting

Jessica and Katie were sitting and chatting on Katie’s porch one Friday afternoon…
Jessica looks down the road and can see Katie’s husband headed their way, with a large bouquet of roses. Jessica says, “Katie, here comes your husband! And he’s got a bunch of roses!” Katie responds, “Yeah, nice”, unenthusiastically. Jessica is confused, she says, “I don’t understand. Isn’t getting roses a nice thing?” Katie says, “Yeah, I guess. But every time my husband comes home on a Friday with flowers, it means I have to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.” Jessica sits pondering that information for a moment, and finally says, “Don’t you have a vase?”

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