You know what’s awesome? Chocolate cake, oh and your face.
You’re the nothing when people ask me whats on my mind.
It’s too bad you don’t see what I see, if you did you’d smile and keep looking.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
The person who raised you deserves a medal for a job well done.
I would love to spend every minute of every day with you, but some days I actually have to get stuff done.
You have that kind of body that when others see it they realise they need to workout more.
I can never remember my dreams, but I assume you are always in them.
Your smile is proof that the best things in life are free.
I can’t take my eyes off of you. Unless you notice me, then I’ll quickly look away and act like it never happened.
I’m not drunk, just intoxicated by you.
I don’t know if sarcasm is a skill, but you’ve certainly mastered it.
Did you have plastic surgery to become that attractive?
You are so beautiful I would certainly steal your photos, make a fake account and impress people online.
I don’t have a favourite colour, It’s pretty much whatever you are wearing.
I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
You’re just as pretty as all the layers you hide behind.
You’re not lazy, just that the people around you are way too active.
You’re like the one sock that disappears. I don’t know what I did to lose you but I want you back.
Our time together is like a nap, it just doesn’t last long enough.
If it was legal to marry food, I would still choose you over pizza.
I think the hardest part about being your friend is pretending as though I like my other friends as much as I like you.
You’re not someone I pretend to not see in public.
If you knew how much I think about you, I would be very embarrassed.
You might be the primary reason for global warming.
Talking to you is the best part of my day, aside from when I’m sleeping and when I’m eating.
You are more unique and wonderful than the smell of a new book.
Just like an untrained puppy. I’d really like to take you out.
I’m really good at people-watching. I’m so glad I can share that hobby on you.
You’re smarter than Google and Mary Poppins combined.
You make everything better. If people were more like you the world would be perfect.
Out of all my friends you are the best at being single.
Even if you were cloned, you’d still be one of a kind. And the better looking one.
it’s not easy to be me. Which is why I need you.
You inspire me and most likely strangers. Also, friends and stalkers. You are the inspiration to many.
If there is one thing I like about you, its that I like more than one thing about you.
Your face makes other people ugly.
You are awkward, in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
Every day without you is like a day without my phone, I just don’t know what to do with myself.
If the last two people on earth were us, I would have no problem repopulating it with you.