Kid 1: “Hey, I bet you’re still a virgin.”
Kid 2: “Yeah, I was a virgin until last night .”
Kid 1: “As if.”
Kid 2: “Yeah, just ask your sister.”
Kid 1: “I don’t have a sister.”
Kid 2: “You will in about nine months.”
Clean Jokes
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Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: “Put it on my bill.”
Q: Is Google male or female?
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
My friend thinks he is smart
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
“Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”
Hey, man! Please call me a taxi
Movie constipation
Q: Did you ever hear about that movie constipation?
A: It never came out.
Four wheels and flies?
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Your grandma on speed dial
Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram.
Finally stood up to the bullies?
Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?
A: An ambulance.