A birth certificate is an apology from the government that you are now indentured and a social security number that you are no longer a sovereign.
Birthday Jokes
I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because
I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because
all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
What did Hitler get his niece for her birthday?
What did Hitler get his niece for her birthday? A easy bake oven but with the Jews sold separate.
I bought her a fridge freezer.
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a fridge freezer. I know it’s not much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
“No, only little babies.”
“Were any famous men born on your birthday?” “No, only little babies.”
I always felt like a male trapped in a females body
When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body. Then I was born
You know you’re getting old when
You know you’re getting old when
you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.
In a cat-alogue!
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
love is music, music is life,
Music is love, love is music, music is life,
and I love my life. Thank you and good night.
– A. J. McLean
I made you a delicious cake for your birthday,
I made you a delicious cake for your birthday,
but I couldn’t light the candles.
I guess the county requires a permit for bonfires.