Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
Animal Jokes
Why do polo bears like bald men?
Why do polo bears like bald men?
Because they have a great, white, bear place!
A dog walks into a job center.
A dog walks into a job center. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a gig in the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
“Wart’s new?”
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
Why did they make two Yogi Bears?
Why did they make two Yogi Bears?
Because they made a Boo-Boo with the first one.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
What do you get if you cross a teddy
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?
A: A teddy boar !
What’s the difference between a Teddy and a turkey?
What’s the difference between a Teddy and a turkey?
If you don’t know that, maybe you shouldn’t cook any holiday dinners….