A man dies and goes to hell…
When he walks through the gate he is greeted by a demon. “Hi Steve. Welcome to hell. Since you were only an occasional sinner, you will be allowed to choose your eternal punishment”
The Demon leads him down a dark street. “This is your first option.” he says. Steve sees a man being pecked to death by crows. “Would you like this for your eternal punishment?” “No! this looks terrible!” steve replies. They continue walking.
Around the next corner Steve sees a man being cast into a pit of molten lava. “How about this one?” The demon asks. “No… this looks like an awful way to spend eternity.”
Frustrated, They continue walking. Around the next corner Steve sees a man who looks to be 100 years old, receiving a blowjob from the most beautiful young woman he has ever seen. “How about this?” asks the demon.
“Wow! This looks amazing! This is definitely how I would to like spend eternity!” Steve says, not believing his luck.
The demon grins slightly, “As you wish, Steve. “Jessica! you are free to go, Steve here is taking over for you.”