A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” 

The husband said, “No sweetie.” 

The woman said, “I’m sure you would.” 

So the man said, “Okay, I would” 

Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?” 

And the man replied, “Ya, I guess so.” 

Then the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?” 

And the husband replied, “No, she’s left handed.”

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