Yo mamma is so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.
Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion
Yo’ Mama is like marijuana — everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo mama’s so depressing…
Blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought “Dunkin’ Donuts” was a basketball team.
Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow, you’d think she’s been blowin’ the Simpsons.
Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.