I was playing a golf match with a friend the other day.
We were both level par after four holes when I dropped one at the fifth.
He missed his next putt, the smell was that bad.
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I was playing a golf match with a friend the other day.
We were both level par after four holes when I dropped one at the fifth.
He missed his next putt, the smell was that bad.
Why did the cat become a paramedic?
She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
When do desert cats wear red suits?
At christmas, cause they got Sandy Claws!
Q: What do you call a cat that doesn’t use the litter box?
A: A pet project.
Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
A: Tease a lion!
How did a cat take first prize at the bird show?
He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.
Turns out she just had the movie on paws.
What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors?
A: A survival kit.
What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice?
Don’t you have a cat?
What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out a night!