You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Hedgehogs, eh? Why can’t they just share the hedge?
Your moms so old, she farts dust.
I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta.
Now it’s a Ford Focus.
You can keep it only after giving it away to someone else. What is it?
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Do you know what’s on the menu tonight, girl? Me ‘n’ U!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
What do you call a man with a kilt on his head?