Do you know what’s on the menu tonight, girl? Me ‘n’ U!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
Because he used a honey-comb.
The photographer was positioning my new husband and me for our wedding photos when he asked, “Have you ever modeled?”
My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. “But I always thought …”
The photographer interrupted me: “I meant him.”
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”
Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition.
I heard people say you can’t live without love.
I still think oxygen ranks higher.