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Funny Sayings
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Do not let your mind wander too much.
Do not let your mind wander too much. It is too small for you to let it out alone.
Come over to the dark side
Come over to the dark side…we’ve got candy.
Birthdays are good for you
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
Any of us has the capacity to light up a room
Any of us has the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.
Alcohol does not solve any problems
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
A successful man is one who makes more money
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
A bank is a place that will lend you money
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
If I wanted to commit suicide
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level.