Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
I’m not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
The road to success is always under construction.
What can you say when it’s already late and you really want to go home?
I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad.