Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it’s probably shit.
Your moms so old, she farts dust.
Q: What is a fart?
A: The lonely cry of an abandoned turd.
Q: What do you call a person that doesn’t fart in public?
A: A private tutor.
Q: Why do cherry trees stink?
A: Because George Washington ‘cut one’.
Q: Why don’t you fart in church?
A: Because you have to sit in your pew.
Q: What happened to the blind skunk?
A: He fell in love with a fart.
Q: What do you call a television episode dedicated to flatulence?
A: A gassy montage.
Q: What do you call a fart?
A: A turd honking for the right of way.
Q: Why do farts smell?
A: For the benefit of people who are hearing impaired!