Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.
When an emergency service vehicle goes past with siren blazing, ‘You’ll not sell many ice creams going that fast.’
To a pizza delivery person:
Hey, you wanna pizza me?!
I’m on a special seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel movement.
A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says Sorry, we don’t serve food here
Upon hearing someone in a restaurant dropping glasses or crockery – Sack the juggler!
What did the baby corn say to the momma corn?
Where is pop corn?
MOM: “How do I look?” DAD: “With your eyes.”
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.