Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
“I don’t think I need a spine. It’s holding me back.”
Q. What happened to the blonde tap
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
The more you take away, the larger it becomes? What is it?
What gets wetter as it dries?
I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.
My boss asked me to make a presentation and said I should start it with a joke.
So I put my payslip on the first slide.
Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
The retail store
I was on a flight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said, “Excuse me, sir, would you like to have dinner?”
I said, “What are the options?”
She said, “Yes and No.”
What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.