“Excuse me, sir, have you seen a police officer around?”
“No, not a soul, actually.”
“Very good, now give me your wallet, watch and laptop!”
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”
Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.
Mom: Does your underwear have holes in it?
Kid: Of course not!
Mom: Then how do you get your legs in them?
How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
How can you make a blonde go on the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the house.